Pitala devojka svog decka: * Zasto ti imas tako dugacke trepavice? *
Pa, znas, ja kad sam bio mali, ja sam plakao i plakao i plakao...
Jao, da si barem pi¹ao, i pi¹ao, i pi¹ao....!!
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sam tok, da boste vedeli
> What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
>
> Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
> We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over
> 100%.
> How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
>
> Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
> questions:
>
> If:
>
> A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
>
> 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
>
>
>
> Then:
>
> H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
>
> 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%* *
>
> *and
> *
>
> K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
>
> 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
>
> But,
>
> A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
>
> 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
>
> And,
>
> B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
>
> 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
>
>
> AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
>
> A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
>
> 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
>
>
> So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While *Hard work**
> *and * Knowledge* will get you close, and *Attitude* *will* get you there,
> it's the *Bullshit* and *Ass kissing** *that* *will put you over the top.
>
> What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
>
> Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
> We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over
> 100%.
> How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
>
> Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
> questions:
>
> If:
>
> A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
>
> 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
>
>
>
> Then:
>
> H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
>
> 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%* *
>
> *and
> *
>
> K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
>
> 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
>
> But,
>
> A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
>
> 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
>
> And,
>
> B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
>
> 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
>
>
> AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
>
> A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
>
> 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
>
>
> So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While *Hard work**
> *and * Knowledge* will get you close, and *Attitude* *will* get you there,
> it's the *Bullshit* and *Ass kissing** *that* *will put you over the top.
>
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A primary school teacher decided to see if city kids knew what sounds
farm animals make.
"Who knows what sound a cow makes?" she asked.
Mary put her hand up and said, "Mooooo!"
"Very good," replied the teacher.
"What sound do sheep make?"
"Baaaa," answered Billy.
She continued this for a while. Then she asked, "What sound does a pig make?"
All the hands in the class went up. She was surprised at the response. She chose Little Tyrone at the back of the class. He stood up, took a deep breath, and screamed, "Up against the wall, mutha-fucka!"
=================================================
Ginekolog se navelica sarati po zenskih organih in se odloci da
bo sel za avtomehanika. Pride do prvega avtomehanika in mu razlozi svoj problem.
"Prav." odvrne mehanik. "Takole bova naredila. Tukaj imas
eno masino. Ce jo bos znal razdreti, bo tvoja placa 60 jurjev, ce pa jo bos se znal sestaviti, bos imel 100 jurjev place."
Res ginekolog razstavi in sestavi masino, mehanik pa ga opazuje. Ko konca, mu rece: "V redu, sprejet si, place pa bos imel 150 jurjev."
"Zakaj pa 150 jurjev?", je zacuden ginekolog.
Mehanik mu pojasni:"Glej, masino si pravilno razstavil. Tudi sestavil si jo pravilno. Ampak, da si vse to naredil skozi auspuh, ti dam pa se 50 jurjev."
farm animals make.
"Who knows what sound a cow makes?" she asked.
Mary put her hand up and said, "Mooooo!"
"Very good," replied the teacher.
"What sound do sheep make?"
"Baaaa," answered Billy.
She continued this for a while. Then she asked, "What sound does a pig make?"
All the hands in the class went up. She was surprised at the response. She chose Little Tyrone at the back of the class. He stood up, took a deep breath, and screamed, "Up against the wall, mutha-fucka!"
=================================================
Ginekolog se navelica sarati po zenskih organih in se odloci da
bo sel za avtomehanika. Pride do prvega avtomehanika in mu razlozi svoj problem.
"Prav." odvrne mehanik. "Takole bova naredila. Tukaj imas
eno masino. Ce jo bos znal razdreti, bo tvoja placa 60 jurjev, ce pa jo bos se znal sestaviti, bos imel 100 jurjev place."
Res ginekolog razstavi in sestavi masino, mehanik pa ga opazuje. Ko konca, mu rece: "V redu, sprejet si, place pa bos imel 150 jurjev."
"Zakaj pa 150 jurjev?", je zacuden ginekolog.
Mehanik mu pojasni:"Glej, masino si pravilno razstavil. Tudi sestavil si jo pravilno. Ampak, da si vse to naredil skozi auspuh, ti dam pa se 50 jurjev."
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Pa še mal olimpijade
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Hondašica
> >NJEN / NJEGOV DNEVNIK:
> >
> >
> >Njen dnevnik:
> >-------------
> >Ko sem prišla v gostilno je bil slabe volje.
Mislila sem, da mogoèe zato,
> >ker sem nekoliko zamudila, ampak ni rekel
nièesar o tem.
> >Pogovor ni prav stekel, zato sem predlagala, da
greva nekam, kjer bova
> >imela
> >veè zasebnosti. Šla sva v restavracijo, a se
je še vedno vedel èudno.
> >Poskusila sem ga razvedriti in se zaèela
spraševati, èe sem kriva jaz.
> >Vprašala sem ga, pa je rekel da ne.
> >Na poti k njemu sem mu v avtomobilu rekla, da ga
ljubim, on pa me je
objel.
> >Nisem toèno vedela, kaj naj bi to pomenilo,
ker ni rekel nièesar.
> >Ko sva konèno prispela, sem ga vprašala, kaj
je narobe, pa je le prižgal
> >TV.
> >Torej sem šla spat. Že èez 10 minut je prišel
za mano in ljubila sva se.
> >Vendar je bil še vedno nekako odsoten. Sprašujem
se, ali ima drugo?
> >
> >
> >
> >Njegov dnevnik:
> >---------------
> >Olimpija je izgubila.
> >Utrujen, nekoliko pijan. Kljub temu sem seksal.
> >
> >
> >Njen dnevnik:
> >-------------
> >Ko sem prišla v gostilno je bil slabe volje.
Mislila sem, da mogoèe zato,
> >ker sem nekoliko zamudila, ampak ni rekel
nièesar o tem.
> >Pogovor ni prav stekel, zato sem predlagala, da
greva nekam, kjer bova
> >imela
> >veè zasebnosti. Šla sva v restavracijo, a se
je še vedno vedel èudno.
> >Poskusila sem ga razvedriti in se zaèela
spraševati, èe sem kriva jaz.
> >Vprašala sem ga, pa je rekel da ne.
> >Na poti k njemu sem mu v avtomobilu rekla, da ga
ljubim, on pa me je
objel.
> >Nisem toèno vedela, kaj naj bi to pomenilo,
ker ni rekel nièesar.
> >Ko sva konèno prispela, sem ga vprašala, kaj
je narobe, pa je le prižgal
> >TV.
> >Torej sem šla spat. Že èez 10 minut je prišel
za mano in ljubila sva se.
> >Vendar je bil še vedno nekako odsoten. Sprašujem
se, ali ima drugo?
> >
> >
> >
> >Njegov dnevnik:
> >---------------
> >Olimpija je izgubila.
> >Utrujen, nekoliko pijan. Kljub temu sem seksal.
jaja, pa imamo 131 konjckov
_____________________________________
no pa da vidmo se tej kak je v slovenski vojski
_____________________________________
no pa da vidmo se tej kak je v slovenski vojski
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Gre blondinka pozimi na ribolov. V led zvrta luknjo in hoce zaceti, ko z
neba zaslisi glas: Tukaj ni rib. Odide malo naprej, ponovno izvrta luknjo, da bo zacela loviti in spet z neba: Tukaj ni rib. Ker gre v tretje rado, se
odloci, da bo poskusila se na drugi strani ledene ploskve. Izbere primeren kraj, zvrta luknjo, pripravi palico, skoraj vrze...Z neba zadoni: Pravim ti, da tukaj ni rib. Blondinki je prekipelo. Zadere se nazaj, Kdo mi to govori, da tuki not ni rib? A si bog, al kdo me prepricuje, da ni rib? Z neba se zaslisi: Ne jst sam napovedovalec v hokejski dvorani in pust led pr miru.
neba zaslisi glas: Tukaj ni rib. Odide malo naprej, ponovno izvrta luknjo, da bo zacela loviti in spet z neba: Tukaj ni rib. Ker gre v tretje rado, se
odloci, da bo poskusila se na drugi strani ledene ploskve. Izbere primeren kraj, zvrta luknjo, pripravi palico, skoraj vrze...Z neba zadoni: Pravim ti, da tukaj ni rib. Blondinki je prekipelo. Zadere se nazaj, Kdo mi to govori, da tuki not ni rib? A si bog, al kdo me prepricuje, da ni rib? Z neba se zaslisi: Ne jst sam napovedovalec v hokejski dvorani in pust led pr miru.
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Slepec pomotoma vstopi v bar za lezbijke, si najde prost stol za
Šankom in naroči pijačo. Čez nekaj časa se zadere:
"Ej, barman, bi želel slišati dober vic o blondinkah?"
V lokalu nastane smrtna tišina. Z niskim hripavim in grozečim glasom
se oglasi ženska, ki je sedela pri šanku poleg njega:
"Preden začneš z vicom, mislim, da bi moral nekaj vedeti! Točaj je
točajka in je blond, jaz sem visoka meter devetdeset, imam črni pas v
karateju in sem blond, ženska poleg mene je dvigalka uteži in je
blondinka,
ženska na drugi strani poleg tebe je profi rokoborka in je blond,
venbaciteljka je prav tako blond!
Zato, frajer, dobro premisli! Si še vedno želiš povedati tisti vic?"
Slepec malo pomisli in odkima: " Ma ne, ne da se mi ga petkrat
razlagat!"
Šankom in naroči pijačo. Čez nekaj časa se zadere:
"Ej, barman, bi želel slišati dober vic o blondinkah?"
V lokalu nastane smrtna tišina. Z niskim hripavim in grozečim glasom
se oglasi ženska, ki je sedela pri šanku poleg njega:
"Preden začneš z vicom, mislim, da bi moral nekaj vedeti! Točaj je
točajka in je blond, jaz sem visoka meter devetdeset, imam črni pas v
karateju in sem blond, ženska poleg mene je dvigalka uteži in je
blondinka,
ženska na drugi strani poleg tebe je profi rokoborka in je blond,
venbaciteljka je prav tako blond!
Zato, frajer, dobro premisli! Si še vedno želiš povedati tisti vic?"
Slepec malo pomisli in odkima: " Ma ne, ne da se mi ga petkrat
razlagat!"
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