Tudi Chuck Norris je kot otrok gradil gradove iz peska. Tem sedaj pravimo piramide.
Če Chucku ponudimo roko, je nikoli več ne bomo videli.
Ko Chucku Norrisu zadiši solata, poje vegetarijanca.
Njegovi kavbojski škornji so narejeni iz pravih kavbojev.
Chuck Norris ne bo nikoli kupil kapljic za oči, saj ima s sabo vedno tabasko.
Chuck Norris lahko preživi v divjini, a tega žal divjina ne bi preživela.
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Pride chuck norris do davidva guette, pa mu reče: Alo lejga kk ti to misliš, The world is mine?
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Kaj ti bo Chuck, Spongebob ti lahko speče hamburger na dnu morja 
Malo po travniku in mal po cesti, se z avtom peljeva domov iz piknika, pa spet po travniku in spet po cesti, dokler v jarku ne pristaneva.
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tale verzija je bolša:tref wrote:Pride chuck norris do davidva guette, pa mu reče: Alo lejga kk ti to misliš, The world is mine?
Pride chuck norris na koncert od davida guette, pa mu udvali šamarčino pa reče: The world is mine!
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Men ga pa tale ubija...
Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
God once drove the F1, his name was Ayrton Senna!
Lupus pilum mutat, non mentem. -- "Volk dlako menja, narave nikoli."
Renault 5 75KM
Honda Civic 1.5 ILS Sedan 1993 105KM
Honda Civic 1.6 ESi HB 1993 125KM
Honda Civic 1.6 VTi HB 1999 160KM
Lupus pilum mutat, non mentem. -- "Volk dlako menja, narave nikoli."
Renault 5 75KM
Honda Civic 1.5 ILS Sedan 1993 105KM
Honda Civic 1.6 ESi HB 1993 125KM
Honda Civic 1.6 VTi HB 1999 160KM
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99 accord coupe 3.0 v6...daily
99 accord coupe 2.0 aka 2.3T Bisimoto madness B)
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Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
God once drove the F1, his name was Ayrton Senna!
Lupus pilum mutat, non mentem. -- "Volk dlako menja, narave nikoli."
Renault 5 75KM
Honda Civic 1.5 ILS Sedan 1993 105KM
Honda Civic 1.6 ESi HB 1993 125KM
Honda Civic 1.6 VTi HB 1999 160KM
Lupus pilum mutat, non mentem. -- "Volk dlako menja, narave nikoli."
Renault 5 75KM
Honda Civic 1.5 ILS Sedan 1993 105KM
Honda Civic 1.6 ESi HB 1993 125KM
Honda Civic 1.6 VTi HB 1999 160KM
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Before Chuck Norris was born, the martial arts weapons with two pieces of wood connected by a chain were called NunBarrys. No one ever did find out what happened to Barry.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
God once drove the F1, his name was Ayrton Senna!
Lupus pilum mutat, non mentem. -- "Volk dlako menja, narave nikoli."
Renault 5 75KM
Honda Civic 1.5 ILS Sedan 1993 105KM
Honda Civic 1.6 ESi HB 1993 125KM
Honda Civic 1.6 VTi HB 1999 160KM
Lupus pilum mutat, non mentem. -- "Volk dlako menja, narave nikoli."
Renault 5 75KM
Honda Civic 1.5 ILS Sedan 1993 105KM
Honda Civic 1.6 ESi HB 1993 125KM
Honda Civic 1.6 VTi HB 1999 160KM
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Niti Chuck Norris ne more zbrati sličic od HRVAŠKE NOGOMETNE REPREZENTANCE
Avto je HONDA kar pove vse-Motor ne pije olja -Nima napak da bi spuščalo madeže, vodo ali karkoli
NE MENJAM PRODAM PA KER IMAM REZERVIRANEGA NOVEGA DOSTI MOČNEJŠEGA CIVICA
NE MENJAM PRODAM PA KER IMAM REZERVIRANEGA NOVEGA DOSTI MOČNEJŠEGA CIVICA
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dolenc46 wrote:Chuck Norris je enkrat pršu dvakrat!
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My personal best at MK 1:12,89. 4.GEN ROX
Personal best Raceland 58,48s 5.GEN OK
Personal best Raceland 57,23s 4.GEN ROXX
BIG EGO is my middle name
Rather push a Honda and a german car,than drive a french car King Alex 2009 :)
Personal best Raceland 58,48s 5.GEN OK
Personal best Raceland 57,23s 4.GEN ROXX
BIG EGO is my middle name
Rather push a Honda and a german car,than drive a french car King Alex 2009 :)
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Chuck Norris je bil tudi na svetovnem prvenstvu v nogometu. Bil je kot igralec, trener in država katero zastopa.
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Chuck Norris je edini, ki lahko stisne pomarančni sok iz limone
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Bi dodal še neposredno, da se ne najde kakšen genetik...tref wrote:Chuck Norris je edini, ki lahko stisne pomarančni sok iz limone
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Ko Chuck Norris pihne v vtičnco, se turbina v TEŠ-u kontra zasuče
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